email from listeners:
Consumer reports says the new iPad is up 13 degrees to 116 degrees. If you put an egg on it, it would take roughly 50 minutes to cook. If you're a man and put it in your lap you have a 25% chance of killing your sperm, and a 9% chance it will cause sperm to become damaged at the DNA level. If you hold it to your face for 5 minutes you will get a 1st degree burn. Especially the lower left side of the iPad is hot.